Saturday, July 26, 2008

in response to batman

I have not seen batman, and do not intend to, now that I have done a little research.

My primary concern in going to see batman is that I will yet again be dissapointed by the incomprehensible lack of an update to batman's primary means of crime notification, aka, "the bat signal". Several reliable sources have told me that, yes, in fact, despite having a new costume, several new gadgets, and a totally sweet new ride, the caped crusader still lacks a secure and reliable channel for recieving urgent and critical alerts when he is needed.

So there you have it. Buyer Beware.

I give it a B-.

8 comments:

Mamarazzi said...

i will go and see it for you. i will make sure to keep a keen eye for signals that may not be "seen" by mere mortals such as yourself (and apparently the people who have been giving you information) since i DO have super powers i will be able to give you a more educated and detailed response.

of course IF i do tell you, i may have to kill you.

Michelle said...

Scotty-potty is alive!! Hello there and hello to sweet Kristie. Hope life is treating you both well.

Toast Habit said...

Maybe he will get the sweet red phone next batman movie, Scott. Like Adam West. There is always hope.

Toast Habit said...

p.s. are you a wizard that can review movies before you see them?

Scott said...

Toasty,

No, but I have been hoping to meet one. It would save me a lot of time and guesswork.

In retrospect, my review of Kitt Kitteredge: An American Girl, entitled, "American Girl movie likely to blatantly steal plotline from Rockford Files episode." was somewhat off the mark.

banananutmeg said...

you need to see mama mia...so funny!

Barrett, Mindy, and Angel Trinity Adams said...

Hey Scotty! Thanks for your reference information. I'll e-mail you...but I wanted to leave a little message on your blog to say that I watched Batman and LOVED IT!

Garlic Boy said...

That is B.S. and you know it. You made me so crabby when you pulled that little feather out of your hat at lunch.